how did he have that ready to go
I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers
If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.